In a wide-ranging interview on CBS’ 60 minutes, former Yankees pitcher Roger Clemons asserted that neither evolution or creationism should be taught in public schools in favor of “Some theory that involves wizards or sorcerers, or magic of some kind…fairies and sorcerers.”
Though touching on topics large and small, his interview was most significant for his [...]
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Roger Clemons insists that neither Creationism nor Evolution Should be Taught in Public Schools
February 17, 2009John McCain hospitalized over disappointment with Obama stimulus bill
February 8, 2009Senator John McCain was admitted to Mercy General Hospital…, with, what his spokesman described as, “nearly a broken heart.”
Phil Spector to debut “bad hair defense” at trial
February 8, 2009Former boxing promoter Don King, who was granted a suspended sentence on tax evasion charges, is expected to testify…
“Terminator: Revenge of the Machine Parts” to start production with Scott, Norton attached
February 8, 2009the story will trace a period after humanity rises to destroy the machines, when the machine parts get together, and agree to one last stand.
OJ Simpson to record country music album
February 8, 2009OJ Simpson will release a collection of country music songs on a new debut CD, “If I Did It.”
New slate of films entices Euro-bashing
February 7, 2009New Line is readying a slate of films for the fall with unsavory European characters
Jennifer Aniston denies wishing to murder Angelina Jolie
February 7, 2009As ex-husband Brad Pitt and rival Angelie Jolie paraded down the red carpet with twins Suspush and Hesapak in hand, Jennifer Aniston denied any wish to murder them or their children, or behave in either an arbitrary or pre-mediateted way against them. ”I’m not some…I’m not like that ‘Fatal Attraction character,” Aniston said, referring to [...]
Rove will not be indicted, given deal similar to Faust – developing
February 7, 2009Karl Rove, in order to maintain a presence in the 2006 mid-term elections, will have his indictments deferred, in exchange for servitude in the next life, according to sources familiar with the sealed documents. Under the arrangement, unique so far in the unfolding Plame trial, his influence will continue to be felt in political circles. [...]
Matt Damon kills Sarah Palin’s dog
February 5, 2009In an unprecedented move, Matt Damon wandered onto Sarah Palin’s Wasilla property Sunday, and killed her two German Shepherds, in an act he described as “citizen justice,” when apprehended this morning. He will be held on bail preceding court deliberations, and will be defended by deceased trial attorney F. Lee Bailey.
“I don’t deny it,” said [...]
