Dick Cheney preparing new opera

…is announcing he has the first act and several arias completed.

John McCain hospitalized over disappointment with Obama stimulus bill

Senator John McCain was admitted to Mercy General Hospital…, with, what his spokesman described as, “nearly a broken heart.”

Tinky Winky out of closet; Teletubby admits he is gay

After years of speculation…lead teletubby, Tinky Winky, has admitted…to being gay