“Dancing with the Stars” new season to feature former Al Quaeda leader

Khalid Sheikh Mohamed will be featured as the 6th season of “Dancing with the Stars” starts in June. Though previously not a fixture on network television, the former terrorist leader is well-known from released taped threat messages to media outlets, and is training several hours a day to prepare for his presentation to a large [...]

“America’s Top Junkie” premiere delayed till fall

The anticipated spring launch of FOX’s “America’s Top Junkie” was delayed this week when host Gary Busey was forced back into rehab, forcing the hosting duties back to original choice Ryan Seacrest.
“Well I’m honored, obviously,” Seacrest said, “though my prayers are with Gary, that he fully recover, and return to television.”
The network will utilize the [...]

Joaquin Phoenix to quit hip hop career, wants to be Spanish Civil War Lieutenant

In another unprecedented move, former actor Joaquin Phoenix has decided to abandon his hip-hop career, and has sold his hip-hop label, so that he may pursue a military career, and, in particular, a position of mid-level military office in the long ago Spanish Civil War. Though neither a graduate of a military college, or [...]

CSI: Toledo is ready for Fall schedule

CBS has prepared another series from its popular CSI television stable, this time based out of Toledo, and starring Jimmy Smits and Carey Lowell. “We’re aiming for gritty, rust-belt drama…the intrigue of industry towns,” Smits told Entertainment Weekly. “Plus I need a job.”
The count now goes to 9 for CSI programs on CBS; [...]

OJ Simpson to record country music album

OJ Simpson will release a collection of country music songs on a new debut CD, “If I Did It.”

Jennifer Aniston denies wishing to murder Angelina Jolie

As ex-husband Brad Pitt and rival Angelie Jolie paraded down the red carpet with twins Suspush and Hesapak in hand, Jennifer Aniston denied any wish to murder them or their children, or behave in either an arbitrary or pre-mediateted way against them.  ”I’m not some…I’m not like that ‘Fatal Attraction character,” Aniston said, referring to [...]

Tinky Winky out of closet; Teletubby admits he is gay

After years of speculation…lead teletubby, Tinky Winky, has admitted…to being gay