Khalid Sheikh Mohamed will be featured as the 6th season of “Dancing with the Stars” starts in June. Though previously not a fixture on network television, the former terrorist leader is well-known from released taped threat messages to media outlets, and is training several hours a day to prepare for his presentation to a large [...]
Archive for March, 2009
“America’s Top Junkie” premiere delayed till fall
March 20, 2009The anticipated spring launch of FOX’s “America’s Top Junkie” was delayed this week when host Gary Busey was forced back into rehab, forcing the hosting duties back to original choice Ryan Seacrest.
“Well I’m honored, obviously,” Seacrest said, “though my prayers are with Gary, that he fully recover, and return to television.”
The network will utilize the [...]
Low watt sex appeal leveraged for new Ashton-Demi project
March 20, 2009Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore will be collaborating a new spy film caper, wherein the lack of any observable chemistry is expected to be a selling point to audiences. “Films like the Richard Gere and Julia Roberts, or Brad and Angelina thing in ‘Mr. and Mrs. Smith,’ is for a different audience, and frankly, we [...]
Jonas Brothers banned from Germany for being “too cute”
March 20, 2009The new Jonas Brothers film and tour have both been banned by German authorities complaining that the musicians are too cute, and likely to cause discomfort to fans and audiences. Prime Minister Angela Merckel made the announcement before a closed session of parliament. “Lawmakers are universal in their disdain for this level of cuteness,” the [...]
